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Backyard squirt turret

A pan-and-tilt water squirter for the yard. Low pressure, plain water, entirely silly. A fun way to learn motion control outdoors.

Sketch of the plan, not a photo. Not built yet.

What it is

What it is

A small nozzle on a two-axis mount, fed from a garden supply through a valve. Point, squirt, giggle.

Water only, low pressure, and a big obvious off switch. It is a toy, and it stays a toy.

Why build it

Why build it

Pan-and-tilt, valves and aiming are the same skills an irrigation robot needs, and a squirt turret is a much better excuse to practise them.

It is also a good sealing test. Motors, water and sunlight in one small box.

The build plan

The plan, step by step

This is the plan as it stands. Steps get rewritten as the build teaches us things.

  1. 01

    Build the mount

    Two axes, printed parts, cables routed so they survive a full sweep.

  2. 02

    Plumb it gently

    Valve, hose, nozzle. Check for drips at every position.

  3. 03

    Manual control first

    Drive it by hand from a simple panel before any automation.

  4. 04

    Set the safety rules

    Limits on travel, a physical off switch, and a rule that it never aims at faces, pets or the neighbours.