Privacy

Enquiries: when you use the form on the Contact page we store your name, email, the optional “where is it for” field, what your message is about, and your message. A copy is sent to the site owner by email.

Newsletter: if you sign up, we store your email address and where on the site you signed up.

Orders: nothing is for sale yet. If the shop opens, an order will store your name, email, shipping address (for physical items) and what you bought. Payments would be handled by a payment processor; card details never reach this site.

Digital products (if any are sold later): download links are personal, expire after 7 days and allow 5 downloads; we record how often a link was used.

Affiliate links: when you click a link that goes through /go/, we count the click with the referring page (without its query string) and a country code supplied by the hosting provider. IP addresses are not stored.

This site uses a small number of first-party cookies and browser storage: your light/dark theme choice, your language, and the contents of your shopping bag (stored in your browser). There is no advertising or analytics tracking on this site today. If that changes, this page will be updated first.

Stores you visit through an affiliate link (such as Amazon) set their own cookies under their own privacy policies.

Service providers that make the site work: a hosting provider, a database provider, an email delivery service and, once the shop opens, a payment processor and a print-on-demand partner (who would receive the name and address needed to ship). Each only gets what it needs for its task. The named providers will be listed here before launch.

Anti-spam: the contact and newsletter forms rate-limit by a temporary, salted hash of your IP address held in server memory only; it is never written to the database or logs.

Enquiries and newsletter sign-ups until you ask us to delete them. Order records, once there are any, as long as tax and accounting rules require.

You can ask for a copy of your data, a correction, removal from the newsletter or deletion at any time: hello@nerdsquatch.ai.

This site is not directed at children under 13.